Pit Viper The Afterparty 2000's Sunglasses

It was unlike any shindig you’d ever seen. The energy was reaching all time highs, growing at dangerously exponential levels. The pool was more beer than water at that point. We got a call saying the Joneses flight got cancelled and they wouldn’t be home til Wednesday. Michael Cera (or at least some kid who looked just like him) showed up. Anyway, I’m getting carried away. These 2000s have an amber lens, radical splatter paint look , and Z87+ Safety Rating to keep the party going long after the cops show up.